The Gay Agenda

Don’t you think that it is time to finally talk about THE Gay Agenda? The truth has to be told and should be screamed out laud. It’s time to step up and just spill the beans. So here it goes:

– get up early enough to make to work on time
– to pay bills on time
– not forget people’s birthdays and anniversaries
– do laundry ( you do not want to stink, do you?)
– have a shopping list. You do not want to stand in the middle of the store and look like an idiot because you forgot what you need
– do the chores ( oh man, vacuuming  and dusting can be a bitch)
– record Grey’s Anatomy and Criminal minds
– go on hikes and bring gaiters (the world will drown in sorrow without gaiters)
– talk about Lady Gaga and her crazy outfits ( the puppet thing was awesome but it would not look good on me)
– follow your dreams
– make this world a better place to live in for everybody
– talk or not talk about equality and human rights vs religious freedom

And finally, you should really start paying attention as this is it, this is the proof for world domination and heterosexual marriage destruction you have been looking for:

– Find somebody to love and live happily ever after with kids or without kids and not give a damn what other people choose to do with their lives.
– Find a job that makes your heart skip a beat
– Respect people and their differences
– have all kinds of friends (straight, gay, black, white, yellow, brown, old, young, weird, awesome, religious, atheists, confused, and etc), be proud of every one of them, and cherish their friendship
– Stand up for those who can’t
– do your best to do the right thing

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7 responses to “The Gay Agenda”

  1. Clare Flourish says :

    Some people need an Out-group, someone to despise or fear, poor things. Laughable, really.

  2. carolynpageabc says :

    Good to see you! How can I say I agree, I agree, I agree…
    We are all just people trying to ‘get on’ in life. Gay or straight, all colours; who cares, except those who live with fear… Great post 🙂

  3. Lois says :

    Great post! Maybe it could be called the “People Agenda” ‘cuz we really are all just people trying to get along whether we realize it or not. Thanks! 🙂

    • Dace says :

      it is life, we all want to love and be loved. We all do same things – we live and we want to be happy with whoever we fall in love. Yes, it is “People Agenda”. Be afraid, we will do laundry..ha..ha..

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